Archive for the 'HUMOR ME' Category
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These are funny…
HUMOR ME, Photos
Published by the tattooed poet on April 9th, 2008 tagged HUMOR ME, Photos | 1 Comment »
Be A Kid Again
Attempt a cartwheel down the hall of your workplace. You probably won’t be able to do one, but at least it will cause much laughter and happiness.
Sing into your hairbrush while you’re driving to work. Roll down your window and sing really loud.
Walk barefoot in wet grass of the county courthouse with your pants rolled […]
Published by the tattooed poet on March 28th, 2008 tagged HUMOR ME | 1 Comment »
Look out, ya’ll… I’m a Southern boy!
I just took the Yankee or Dixie Qwiz - at the urgent urging of Loy…
…and (I’m proud to say) the results are…
I am 68% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!
Take the test here - See for yourself
Friends, HUMOR ME
Published by the tattooed poet on March 11th, 2008 tagged HUMOR ME, Friends | 3 Comments »
Some Great Elvish Fun!
Click here: “Here’s wishing you a very Merry Christmas from all our little elves!“
Christmas, Elf Yourself, Elves, HUMOR ME, Pattersons
Published by the tattooed poet on December 27th, 2007 tagged Pattersons, HUMOR ME, Christmas | Comment now »
Virtual Snowglobe
Click the button above for some great snowglobe fun!
Christmas, HUMOR ME, Snowglobe, Virtual
Published by the tattooed poet on December 15th, 2007 tagged HUMOR ME, Christmas | Comment now »
It Wasn’t Me… Honest!
When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children’s story.
After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying goodbye I teased, “Be careful going up that hill! […]
Published by the tattooed poet on October 20th, 2007 tagged HUMOR ME | 2 Comments »
Beep Me, Baby, One More Time…
Necessities of Life
It is said that necessity is the mother of invention. Legend has it that Prime Minister Gladstone once asked Michael Faraday what good was of one of Faraday’s inventions. In the legend, Faraday replied: “Well sir, someday you can tax it.” As we speak, African cell phone companies are trying to figure this […]
Published by the tattooed poet on September 28th, 2007 tagged HUMOR ME, Technology | 1 Comment »
I’ve Been Simpsonized!
Get your own photo “simpsonized” at www.simpsonizeme.com
HUMOR ME
Published by the tattooed poet on August 9th, 2007 tagged HUMOR ME | 3 Comments »
Scary Faces
I took a trip down memory lane this week, and was remembering how my brothers and I used to scare the livin’ daylights out of each other just for fun. On one occasion at our country home in Saxapahaw, NC, I was really enjoying my new Halloween mask, and a few days after Halloween, decided […]
Published by the tattooed poet on July 28th, 2007 tagged Pattersons, HUMOR ME, Poetry | 4 Comments »
My Pirate Name is…
…. Captain Sam Kidd
“Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!”
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
HUMOR ME, Name, Pirate