Archive for February 6th, 2007
The Purina diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Duke and was in line to checkout.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog…….. Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby and had a sudden impulse that I immediately acted on - I told her no, I was starting The […]
Published by the tattooed poet on February 6th, 2007 tagged HUMOR ME | 2 Comments »
They Walk Among Us!
I walked into a Blimpie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free”. “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so I guess they’re both free”. She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
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